Roadrunner Harley called today. I wish they hadn’t. “Boss, good news.” Here is where I was hoping they would say the parts are in, and the bike is ready to go.


“One of the parts came in, and the other should be here in a day or two.”

Instead of telling the guy what I thought, I politely thanked him and disconnected the call.

Question: I two parts were shipped on one order from Milwaukie, how is it that one arrived today, and the other part is expected in a day or two?

Use your imagination and you will hear many of those words that would get your mouth washed out with soap.